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Juan Uribe is off to a miserable start for the Dodgers in 2012, putting up a .231/.259/.231/.490 line while playing a mediocre third base. After a particularly ugly swing in the bottom of the eighth inning of Friday’s game against the Padres, color guy Steve Lyons took at look at Uribe’s swing mechanics.

Basically what Lyons pointed out is that Uribe’s lead foot drifts away from home plate as he steps and swings, leading him to pull off the ball with his body. Lyons is actually correct, as that’s horrible technique that you shouldn’t teach anybody, but Uribe’s ugly looking swing on that pitch wasn’t any different than what Uribe has always done, successful or not.

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Note: That arrow is what Lyons drew, not me.

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While it’s not exactly the same pitch and it’s not exactly the same swing, it’s close enough to identical that you should be able to get my point. On one of those swings, Uribe hit a line shot into the left field stands for a homer. On the other swing, we all sat back and wondered how he ever makes contact with the baseball, much less how he gets paid millions to play.

So while the swing analysis of Lyons was correct, he didn’t factor in what Uribe looks like when he does hit the ball well, which, for better or worse, is basically the exact same thing as when he does terrible. As such, this isn’t so much a case of something that coaches can correct as it is the Dodgers getting exactly what they paid for. Uribe is a streaky player, so he could turn it around at a moment’s notice, and there’s really no mechanical issue with his swing that wasn’t there when the team signed him.

The bottom line is that if the team thinks the skills they paid him for remain in tact, then they just need to be patient and hope he goes on one of his hot streaks. However, if they think his skills have deteriorated, then they need to rework his swing and make it more efficient to give Uribe a fighting chance as he ages. He wouldn’t be the first player to do so, and he certainly wouldn’t be the best.

Casey Blake

Casey Blake: Bearded Enigma.

There are generally two opinions of Blake, as many believe he has been a key cog to the Dodgers success over the past handful of years, while others loathe the way he came to be a Dodger in the first place. I am firmly in the camp of the latter, though I simultaneously recognize he’s been one of the better third basemen in the club’s history.

Of course, part of that speaks to the lack of quality third basemen this franchise has put on the field. In his short tenure with the Blue Crew, Blake managed a .338 OBP and a .431 SLG, with an injury-plagued 2011 as the culmination of what was a mediocre stint with the team. His fantastic 2009 of 4.9 WAR was followed by a decent 2010, but 2011 saw Blake injured and unproductive when on the field, posting a triple slash line of .252/.342/.371 to go along with a lackluster .314 wOBA and 1.1 WAR. He played in just 63 games as the aging Iowan’s health failed him.

Always solid with the glove (2011 UZR/150 of 8.5), Blake was counted on for far too much production by management and many loyal fans of his. Why, then, did I start this Season Review with a 38-year-old who barely suited up this season? Well, the Dodgers just declined the option on his contract for 2012, so Casey heads to free agency. Or retirement. Either way, I feel safe in saying that whatever path Blake chooses, his time starting at the hot corner in Los Angeles is over.

If, however, he were to return – and I’d be shocked if Ned Colletti didn’t consider bringing back Casey in some capacity, because, you know, he’s Ned Colletti – Blake’s ability to hit lefties (career .271/.360/.486/.846 versus southpaws) and play solid defense would portend to a role as a super-sub at all four corner spots, but primarily at third. Of course, the calls for that scenario have been ringing for well over a year, and we all saw how well that plan came to fruition in 2011.

Aaron Miles

The fact that Aaron Miles made the squad to start the season was disheartening enough to begin with. That he got so much playing time was even more unsettling.

Though he had a hot month of June, hitting .419/.418/.500/.918 (and yes, that is an OBP lower than his BA), which garnered a whole hell of a lot of attention and simultaneously made him the apple of Steve Lyons‘ eye, Miles was the same old mediocre Aaron Miles that he has always been and will likely continue to be.

While starting 61 games at third, Miles hit .249/.321/.321/.642 while playing beyond shoddy defense (-12.1 UZR/150). He was worth 0.8 WAR on the season with his almost five hundred (!) plate appearances, but could be in line for the Jamey Carroll multi-year deal regardless.

Miles is clearly not worth that, as he will turn 35 in December, is not exceptionally talented at any aspect of the game of baseball, and is simply taking up a roster spot from a younger player who could bring more upside and talent to the table.

Juan Uribe

53 games started at third (59 in total), a remarkably putrid triple slash line of .199/.262/.270/.532 in those games, a cumulative wOBA of .250, 0.4 WAR on the season, and 20.3% of his plate appearances ended in a strikeout. He walked in just 5.8% of his trips to the dish, put up an abysmal .089 ISO, and ate up more of the Dodgers payroll than he did the post-game spread (actually, that’s an arguable point).

Sadly enough, he’s likely the leading candidate to man the hot corner in 2012.

Juan Uribe is a terrible player. He had an atrocious 2011. If I write anything more about Juan Uribe, I’ll be the one on the disabled list with a detached head.

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Fun Fact: Juan Castro started a game at third. Juan Castro.