Why does Dylan Hernandez of the Los Angeles Times look so emo in his Twitter profile picture? In fact, he’s so emo that he brought this emo mess on himself. Masochist, if you ask me. Anyway, I investigated the root cause of his emo nature, but I’ve only come up with three reasons thus far. I leave the rest to ... Read More »
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It always feels like, Colletti’s watchiiiiinngg meeeeeeeeee…
Jon Weisman over at Dodger Thoughts has the details on the bizarre picture. Read More »
Ryan Braun’s suspension has been overturned, but the trial has just begun
While Ryan Braun’s suspension over a positive drug test has ended with it being overturned, I think everybody recognizes that his trial has only just begun. While the suspension being lifted was a boost to the Milwaukee Brewers, it probably would have actually been better for Braun’s reputation had he gotten suspended but for reasons that were shown to clearly ... Read More »
Ryan Braun: What You Don’t Know About His Case Is Important
As you already know, Ryan Braun of the Milwaukee Brewers will not be suspended by Major League Baseball after his positive drug test was overturned by arbitrator Shyam Das. Your browser does not support iframes. As such, those who relentlessly moralized about Braun from the moment his positive test results were leaked surely took a step back and apologized for ... Read More »
The Article I Didn’t Want To Write: Jeremy Lin & Racism
The story of Jeremy Lin is amazing, but it’s one that I’ve generally admired from afar. What made me stay away? Maybe it was him clowning on my Los Angeles Lakers or the fact that it seemed cliche for an Asian American with a blog to write about an Asian American athlete, but I generally avoided the discussion except for ... Read More »
These Women Have Big Sausages On Their Mind
Appropriate for Super Bowl party preparations. Read More »
Dustin Richardson Does His Best Bill O’Reilly Impersonation
If you’re going to get busted for performance enhancing drugs, you might as well make it worth your while, right? Former Red Sox reliever Dustin Richardson was suspended 50 games by Major League Baseball after testing positive for performance-enhancing substances. Richardson tested positive for an amphetamine, Letrozole and metabolite, Methandienone metabolite, Methenelone and metabolite and Trenbolone and metabolite. Richardson, a ... Read More »
It’s Not A Stereotype, All Asian People Are Ninjas
Seriously though, how in the fuck? Read More »
Yu Darvish Probably Wasn’t Wearing A Weed Shirt, But It Wouldn’t Surprise Me
Is Yu Darvish seriously coming to America with a picture of weed on his shirt? No, probably not, as the Japanese maple leaf isn’t an uncommon logo. Of course, if it turns out to be weed, it shouldn’t surprise anybody, nor should it be taken seriously. Especially when one considers that Asians will put goddamn anything on their shirts. Read More »
Worthy Video Repost: Beauty And The Beast Remix
I just had to. :o Read More »
Worthy Video Repost: Beyonce Opens The Gates To Hell
If that isn’t the call of Satan, I don’t know what is. Read More »
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Matt Kemp Manages To Avoid TMZ Trap Questions About Ryan Braun
Dude is like fucking Neo with the media now. So proud. — Video is from Miller Park Drunk. Read More »
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