Comment Of The Day: Everybody Laugh At Stupid People Irrationally Angry At Kenley Jansen On Twitter

If you are in this post and feel mad that I’m calling you stupid, then you can always correct that by not being stupid.

Thanks.

Come at me, bro.

Blowing one save is why he’ll never be anything in life.

Be sure to let him know.

All of this is still Jonathan Broxton‘s fault, because he blew saves once too … or something. Glad to know fans still scapegoat him for an inferior team losing to a superior team.

The funny thing? That was one of Jansen’s biggest breaking cutters of the night.

Maybe he should throw more four-seam fastballs, instead.

Jansen must fail for Javy Guerra to succeed. Sweet.

Speaking of Guerra, certain people couldn’t seem to understand where he was, exactly.

The weird part is that they didn’t seem to understand that Jansen wasn’t replacing Guerra, it’s just that the Dodgers would prefer Guerra’s arm not explode.

Besides, hasn’t Guerra lost all street credibility after that Snuggie giveaway commercial?

Anyway, I pointed out a bit of a trend…

…just saying.

I hope everybody realizes that one does not have to fail for the other to succeed. Also, don’t get too attached to a reliever, because they aren’t that valuable, regardless.

Thanks, management/logic.

14 comments

  1. The Dude Abides

    I’m not mad at Kenley. I’m worried that something wrong with his body or mechanics is causing him to throw 89 :(

    • 3rd time in 4 days might have had something to do with it.

      • The Dude Abides

        This drop-off on his fastball wasn’t happening last year. Even in the 2012 season opener in SD, when he had plenty of rest, he was mostly throwing 90-92, with only a few pitches in the 93-94 range. I think I read something about the team asking him not to throw at all this past off season, so maybe he just hasn’t found his rhythm yet.

    • He topped out at 92 though.

  2. I think we all noticed he hasn’t been hitting the velocity we are used to seeing him throw. I am also a bit concerned about that. But I did notice his ball was moving a bunch, and so was Josh Lindblom’s…Any idea who is sent down today for Lilly? I hope it’s not Josh, he has been awesome and a bridge to Jansen and Guerra, it would be a mistake to drop him for someone inferior like Mike Mcdougal or Todd Coffey

  3. lol, as soon as I saw that blown save HR last night, I thought to myself…oh no, people are gonna start yelling Broxton Jr. Never understood the vitriol spit his way all those years, except for the fact that some people probably have short term memories and put the weight of the entire game on the shoulders of the one guy closing it out.

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