Chad Moriyama Dodgers, Sabermetrics, Scouting
Chad Billingsley gave up two runs in the bottom of the second inning, which, despite the fact that he had only given up one run in his previous two starts combined, obviously meant to fans that he was a worthless mentally weak piece of shit.
I learned that I can’t leave the ball up in the zone when I was 13 years old. Chad Billingsley apparently has not learned that lesson.
— Frank(ie) Lopez (@Conchentido) April 18, 2012
I’m sure he’ll take that lesson to heart. I’m assuming this is Roy Halladay‘s Twitter account.
Not gonna bother quoting the rest of the shit, because my bandwidth is too valuable for it.
Anyway, Billingsley proceeded to throw four shutout innings after that, leading me to create #ChadBillingsleyFacts on Twitter, which I hope you all participate in with glee.
Even when throwing a shutout, he shows signs of mental weakness. #ChadBillingsleyFacts
— Chad Moriyama (@ChadMoriyama) April 18, 2012
When he gets out of jams, it’s powered by his fears and insecurity. #ChadBillingsleyFacts
— Chad Moriyama (@ChadMoriyama) April 18, 2012
@ChadMoriyama when he gets out of jams, they’re usually raspberry #hisroyalthighness #demthighsaremagic
— Seth (@DingersMachine) April 18, 2012
Billingsley starts the year with a record of 0-20, just in case. #ChadBillingsleyFacts
— Rob McMillin (@scareduck) April 18, 2012
When he gets a strikeout, its because his insecurity has rubbed off onto the opponent #ChadBillingsleyFacts
— I Alivandi (@I_Alivandi) April 18, 2012
@ChadMoriyama Billingsley’s mere presence on the field is affecting Matt.
— Jared Massey (@LADugout) April 18, 2012
The successor to #BlameKemp.
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Speaking of Matt Kemp, he stuck out in the top of the eighth inning with a runner on, and Dodgers fans proved that they will blame literally anybody that doesn’t come through every single time.
Wow f u Kemp -.-
— Veronica (@VeronicaReynaga) April 18, 2012
Are fucking kidding me Kemp??? 2 strike outs
— SabrinaRenise (@SRenise10) April 18, 2012
I know his slugging percentage dropped below 1.000 because of that plate appearance, but geez.
Yeah, but the two who criticized Matt were skirts :)
Overwhelming number of dumb baseball fans I encounter are men.
Even per capita, I think.
Is it wrong if i was waiting for Guerra to blow a save to see peoples reactions? Even better, they’re talking crap about Kemp instead, hilarious! As if the team wasn’t 9-2, didn’t commit a bunch of Tootblans, keep running Adam Kennedy out there and then of course Uncle Ned……..but like TDA said it’s just a bunch of chicks who don’t know anything about baseball :D
I know what you mean, but no, I don’t cheer for the Dodgers to lose unless they are competing for a draft position or something.
There’s a vocal group on an unnamed forum calling for the immediate call-up and promotion to closer of Shawn Tolleson. The group thinks he’s better than Jansen and Guerra since they blew a save each.
I’d say that at the very least, a third of Dodgers fans are never satisfied with the closer at any one time.
Well, I want Tolleson up too, but promoted to close?
What?