Los Angeles Dodgers have signed right-handed reliever/competitive eater Todd Coffey to a one-year deal worth $1.3 million and a club option for 2013.
You think I’m joking about the food subsidies? Absolutely not.
I’ll analyze the deal in a bit, but for now, let’s just make fun of him being fat.
Thanks.
Todd Coffey is a GIF All-Star.
Indeed.