Todd Coffey Signs With Dodgers For 1 Year/$1.3 Million + Food Subsidies For California

Los Angeles Dodgers have signed right-handed reliever/competitive eater Todd Coffey to a one-year deal worth $1.3 million and a club option for 2013.

You think I’m joking about the food subsidies? Absolutely not.

I’ll analyze the deal in a bit, but for now, let’s just make fun of him being fat.


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