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Gerardo Parra Flips Out On Hong Chih Kuo, Clayton Kershaw Returns The Favor

Chad Moriyama 09/13/2011 52

Tonight’s game was a rather uneventful affair in what amounted to a meaningless game for the Dodgers, only notable for Chad Billinglsey’s continued inability to miss bats and Jerry Sands’ solid all around game. For better or worse though, Gerardo Parra decided to spice things up for everybody involved in the top of the seventh after he took offense to a high and inside pitch from Hong Chih Kuo.

The pitch in question (below) sailed on Kuo up and in after A.J. Ellis clearly set up on the outside corner. Parra obviously took offense to the pitch immediately, staring at Kuo and grabbing his crotch, though Kuo himself didn’t seem to care or notice.

Hong Chih Kuo To Gerardo Parra

My thoughts? Parra clearly wasn’t thinking at all. Obviously he might not know that Kuo went on the disabled list with the yips and that he has been quite bad for the entire year, but he could know that hitting a batter for no reason whatsoever in the top of the seventh inning while ahead by one run is less than logical.

Idiot.

Apparently though, on ESPN’s Baseball Tonight, Chris Singleton and Mark Mulder thought Parra was justified, which reinforces the point that players are usually idiots and should rarely be used as analysts.

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After Parra hit a home run off Kuo later in the at-bat was when the real trouble started though, as he pimped the homer, stared down Kuo while rounding the bases, and jawed a bit with Ellis.

Gerardo Parra Shocks Teammates And Then Cries Around The Bases

Gerardo Parra Talks With A.J. Ellis About His Upcoming Ballet Audition

I may have taken a few liberties with the GIF interpretation of the events. Maybe.

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As expected, the Dodgers dugout was none too happy with the events that transpired and jawed with Matt Williams, and Clayton Kershaw in particular was quite animated.

Dodgers Dugout Discusses String Theory With Matt Williams

Clayton Kershaw Wishes Gerardo Parra Good Luck In His Future Endeavors

Welp, if nothing else, this just gave me a damn good reason to watch tomorrow’s game.

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52 Comments »

  1. JesRey 09/13/2011 at 9:00 PM -

    Parra might take a seat tomorrow

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lri1k1Cy6g1r2goyho1_500.jpg

  2. JoeyE 09/13/2011 at 9:32 PM -

    go Clayton. “You’ll find out! You’ll know!”. But Gibby is a bitch and Cowgill will start tomorrow, watch

    • Chad Moriyama 09/13/2011 at 9:46 PM -

      That thought never crossed my mind. I guess it’s possible.

    • The Dude Abides 09/13/2011 at 9:48 PM -

      But Gibby knows Parra is a bitch and Cowgill will start tomorrow, watch
      FTFY

      Can’t agree with calling Gibby the B-word, unless B is short for Badass. I’ll never forget 1988.

      • JoeyE 09/13/2011 at 9:51 PM -

        i see. but he’s been getting on my nerves this series. he hasnt bugged me at all until yesterday. bringing in Putz with 2 out up 5, jawing himself tonight when he knows Parra was in the wrong. I have mad respect for the homer he hit too. maybe ‘bitch’ is too strong, but im not feeling gibby right now

      • Chad Moriyama 09/13/2011 at 10:24 PM -

        He’s temporarily the enemy. :o

      • Zizou 09/14/2011 at 5:50 PM -

        thats right, the Dodger fans never forget the kirk gibson homer, and we have to abide him ;)

    • The Dude Abides 09/13/2011 at 9:48 PM -

      But Gibby knows Parra is a bitch and Cowgill will start tomorrow, watch
      FTFY

      Can’t agree with calling Gibby the B-word, unless B is short for Badass. I’ll never forget 1988.

      • The Dude Abides 09/13/2011 at 9:49 PM -

        Damn…my laptop’s touch pad is extra sensitive. Kensai, please delete my double post.

      • Chad Moriyama 09/13/2011 at 10:25 PM -

        I’ll leave it as eternal evidence of your ineptitude!

      • The Dude Abides 09/13/2011 at 10:45 PM -

        Remove it or I’ll keep this photo of your girlfriend in my avatar ;-)

      • Chad Moriyama 09/14/2011 at 10:37 AM -

        lol

    • Xtreme 09/14/2011 at 5:38 AM -

      What a moron…hope Kershaw tries to do something…Hudson can throw a little harder and let the plunk-fest begin! And, you are a classy fan calling Gibby a bitch…moron is more like it. Just say Manager of the year and go back to your slum living junior.

    • Xtreme 09/14/2011 at 10:14 AM -

      Yees Go Clayotn….ridiculous…he would get bitch slapped! What a moron.

  3. JoeyE 09/13/2011 at 9:34 PM -

    oh and Chad, awesome job on the GIFs. man, i havent been able to log onto WordPress in forever. my computer was all wack. love the new site. been a reader of yours since the FireNedColletiNow days

  4. Xtreme 09/14/2011 at 5:32 AM -

    What a joke! LA fans all sound like little girls…Bunch of classless, border-jumping, low-life idiots…great fan base for sure. Parra did what he did, get over it! Make sure to enjoy your off season now…I would say go fishing, but most of you couldnt afford to pay for gas let alone a trip.

    • TrueBlueFan 09/14/2011 at 6:36 AM -

      What a bull shit comment.
      Set your mouth dial back to STFU and go fuck yourself, you moronic fuck.

      • Xtreme 09/14/2011 at 6:41 AM -

        Again, sounds like a little girl chirpping! Classless idiots…go beat up another SF fan! Try that BS here and we will send you back to Mexico in a body bag junior.

      • TrueBlueFan 09/14/2011 at 6:46 AM -

        Classless is sounding like an inbred racist mother fucker such as yourself.

      • Xtreme 09/14/2011 at 6:55 AM -

        Again little girl…Hey, enjoy your October, I know we will.

      • TrueBlueFan 09/14/2011 at 6:58 AM -

        Enjoy October? Um, OK.. Lol

      • Xtreme 09/14/2011 at 6:59 AM -

        And racist? NO I am biased however when it comes to border jumpers…I also cant stand the La fan base…Just a bunch of wanna be a thugs..later Holmes

      • TrueBlueFan 09/14/2011 at 8:44 AM -

        I wouldn’t expect any less from a douche bag from Arizona know the difference between being racist and being bias… Again, go fuck yourself.

      • Xtreme 09/14/2011 at 10:13 AM -

        I AM biased idiot! I HATE queers and border jumpers…look it up…that is NOT called racism moron.

        You go enjoy your rainbow colored parade in October while we watch baseball junior.

      • RiverSolitaire 09/15/2011 at 4:46 AM -

        I’ll rape your mother you pathetic LA scum.

      • Chad Moriyama 09/15/2011 at 5:07 AM -

        Classy. :o

      • The Dude Abides 09/15/2011 at 1:30 PM -

        Damn…looks like our friend Xtreme didn’t receive his courtesy reacharound last night and was all grumpy.

  5. Xtreme 09/14/2011 at 5:35 AM -

    Obviously this writer is a Los Angeless homer….I hope Kershaw attempts to try something. Hudson throws a little harder than little Kershaw. From top to bottom, this organization is screwed up..the ownership is a joke along with the fanbase. For ANY Dodger fan to talk smack about Gibby is hilarious! HE is the reason you won a WS morons.

    Just get used to the idea that the DBacks WILL be in the #1 spot for years to come.

    • Chad Moriyama 09/14/2011 at 10:40 AM -

      You sound like a rational and intelligent individual.

      • SupHolmes 09/14/2011 at 11:39 AM -

        Thanks…and your post sounds like a little whiny ass girl! How pathetic….and I suppose you call this writing? I call it whining.

      • Chad Moriyama 09/14/2011 at 2:30 PM -

        Oh.

  6. Xtreme 09/14/2011 at 9:42 AM -

    Suppose I would rather be a carcjer than a Tree hugging fruitcake….a state full of Queers and Border Jumpers…YAY

    • Xtreme 09/14/2011 at 9:49 AM -

      But hey, at least you dykes and border jumpers do have one thing in common!!!

      YOU BOTH LIKE TACOS

      Damn that is funny

    • The Dude Abides 09/14/2011 at 10:28 AM -

      Remember Xtreme, that it’s National Safety Week and there’s a good chance that they ARE your kids, so don’t forget to keep your guns and your ammo at opposite ends of the trailer :)

    • Chad Moriyama 09/14/2011 at 10:41 AM -

      Adios.

  7. Chad Moriyama 09/14/2011 at 10:27 AM -

    Always great waking up to racism.

    • The Dude Abides 09/14/2011 at 10:59 AM -

      And homophobia. That was fun. I really hope his kids don’t accidentally shoot each other when they find the guns and the ammo at the same end of the trailer :(

      • The Dude Abides 09/14/2011 at 11:09 AM -

        Of course, I’m making a couple broad assumptions with this comment, as he might not have any kids. From his overt homophobic comments, there’s a good chance that he’s fighting gay impulses, and can’t get it up for a woman. Or, he might just be so stupid that he wouldn’t know what to do if he ever got alone with a woman.

      • SupHolmes 09/14/2011 at 11:38 AM -

        WOW…YOU ARE A FUITCAKE HUH?

      • Chad Moriyama 09/14/2011 at 3:14 PM -

        So mad, lol.

  8. JoeyE 09/14/2011 at 11:41 AM -

    Trolls are lame.

  9. JoeyE 09/14/2011 at 1:02 PM -

    i love how everyone hates the Dodgers. even when we suck, even when we’ve only been good a handful of years since 1988. you DBack fans and especially Giants fans just cant stop talking about us

    • Chad Moriyama 09/14/2011 at 3:16 PM -

      Sad, right? :o

      They just won a World Series too.

  10. Chad Moriyama 09/14/2011 at 2:32 PM -

    I thought about deleting these posts, but it’s actually useful going forward.

    • The Dude Abides 09/14/2011 at 2:44 PM -

      I agree. Give someone enough rope…

      • Chad Moriyama 09/14/2011 at 3:02 PM -

        I like the multiple accounts.

      • The Dude Abides 09/14/2011 at 3:46 PM -

        Looks like some of the more offensive ones were deleted. What an angry and unhappy individual. One can only hope that he gets the help he needs.

  11. The Dude Abides 09/14/2011 at 3:48 PM -

    You obviously aren’t tired of looking at your girlfriend on my avatar ;-)
    But I’m getting sick of her, so I’m going to put mine back up.